Zoe Jane

Blood Type

2006-01-08T23:13:12Z

Your Inner Blood Type is Type B

You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day.
Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable.
And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success.
You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible.

You are most compatible with: B and AB

Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and

What's Your Inner Blood Type?

My Livejournal 12 Days

2005-12-20T03:45:27Z

My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 sahilkhannas a-twisting.
11 aartiks a-posting.
10 triniprincess72s a-sniffing.
9 nedwigs a-clucking.
8 bossman2005s a-drumming.
7 thedamned_ones a-swallowing.
6 angelodragonss a-sulking.
5 platinum panko_piskuns.
4 crunching grim_reaper0907s.
3 Czechen ggmss_avs.
2 goose maheenys.
And a ishan in a watermelon tree.
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Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Laurier Wins!

2005-12-03T23:33:23Z

I'm at Chris's house and we are watching TSN. It was Laurier vs. Saskatchewan for the Vanier Cup. Laurier was winning at first and then Sakatchewan scored a touchdown and then it was 23 to 15. Laurier was doing pretty badly after this and Chris kept rooting for Saskatchewan to win, but with like a minute and some odd seconds to go Laurier reedemed themselves by kicking a field goal =) And then they won!!!!! 24 to 23!! Laurier has won the Vanier Cup!! Woot Woot! Go Laurier!!! =D

shades_eyes @ 2005-12-01T16:02:00

2005-12-01T21:10:49Z

x out the movies you have seen...over 70 means your a maniac

(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Garden State
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Young Frankenstien
( ) Anchor Man
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Saw
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management

total here: 2

(x) 50 First Dates
( ) Freddy vs Jason
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book

total here: 10

( ) The Village
( ) Donnie Darko
( ) Lilo & Stitch
( ) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) 13 Ghosts
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen going on 30
(x) I,Robot
( ) Dodgeball
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came A Spider
( ) Deep impact

total here: 3

( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
( ) Practical Magic

total here: 9

( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Seven
(x) Oceans Eleven
(x) Oceans Twelve
( ) Idenity

total here: 5

( ) Lone Star
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) Independence day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My boss' daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( )Mars Attacks

total here : 6

( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever after
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) X-Men 1
( ) X-Men 2
( ) Catch me if you can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
(x) The Hot Chick
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) Ray
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax

total here : 4

(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A walk to remember
( ) Boogeyman
(x) Hitch
( ) The Fifth Element
( ) Star Wars episode I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars episode III Revenge of The Sith
( ) Star Wars episode IV A New Hope
( ) Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
( ) Star Wars episode VI Return of The Jedi...
( ) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
( ) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) People under the stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of music
(x) Parent Trap
( ) The Burbs
( ) The Terminator
( ) Empire Records
( ) Meet Joe Black
( ) A Clockwork Orange
( ) The Order
(x) Spiderman
(x) Spiderman 2
(x) Amelie

total here: 9

(x) Mean Girls
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) The Incredibles
( ) Collateral
( ) The Fast & The Furious
( ) 2 Fast 2 Furious
( ) Sky Captain Of The World Of Tomorrow
(x) Closer

total here: 5

(x) Titanic
( ) Saved
( ) Bowling For Columbine
(x) Farenheit 9/11
( ) The Sixth Sense
( ) Artificial intelligence (AI)
(x) Love actually
( ) Shutter
( ) Ella Enchanted
(x) Princess diaries 1
(x) Princess diaries 2
( ) Constantine
(x) Million Dollar Baby
( ) Envy
(x) Eurotrip
(x) Malibu's Most wanted
(x) Big Daddy
( ) Black Sheep
(x) The Breakfast Club
( ) West side story

total here : 10

(x) A Christmas Story
(x) spanglish
( ) Pulp Fiction
( ) sleepover
( ) The Evil Dead
( ) Killer Klowns From Outer Space
( ) The Seed of chucky
( ) Vanilla Sky
( ) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
( ) Interview With The Vampire
( ) The Crow
( ) Purple Rain
( ) Wayne's World

total here: 2

( ) Wayne's World 2
( ) 21 Grams
( ) Blow
( ) Edward Scissorhands
( ) Clerks
(x) Beauty and the Beast
(x) Guess who
(x) monster in-law
(x) elf
( ) stuart little
( ) stuart little 2
( ) Chasing Amy
( ) Dogma
( ) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

total here : 4

( ) Beetlejuice
( ) The Last Samurai
(x) The Amityville Horror
(x) The Aviator
(x) Romeo and Juliet
( ) Barbershop
( ) Barbershop 2
( ) Beauty Shop
(x) legally blonde
(x) legally blonde 2
( ) the forgotten
(x) confessions of a teenage drama queen
( ) the grudge
(x) Mr. & Mrs. SMith
(x) Along Came Polly

total here: 8

( ) Cry Wolf
(x) Ladder 49
(x) Cross roads
( ) Gone in 60 seconds
( ) Biker Boys

Total here : 2

Total checked: 77 =)I guess I am a maniac =)

Stolen from Am

2005-10-27T23:33:41Z

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99%.

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Gotten a handjob/fingered.
Recieved oral sex.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep
Been Stabbed
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with atleast 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being
out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face

I got 59%

shades_eyes @ 2005-10-12T11:40:00

2005-10-12T15:40:29Z

http://www.ninjapirate.com/college.html

A Gentlemen's Guide to getting laid at WLU by Zack Weinber

2005-09-27T14:37:16Z

On my way to class this morning I noticed a big crowd of people outside The Cord. The Cord is Laurier's student newspaper, but me being half asleep at 8:20 in the morning and rushing to get to class, I didn't pay any attention to it. At 9:50 I come out of class and I see copies of The Cord lying around on the ground. There are people from the women's studies class in every building try to get females to sign this petition to screw this guy over. Apparantly he decided it would be "fun" to write an article about how the girls here at WLU like to put out. He won't write a retraction, he says it's just jokes and that us women should have a better sense of humour and be able to just brush it off. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. So without further ado heres the article:

A Gentleman's guide to getting laid at WLU
Fourth-year biology student Zack "Morris" Weinberg shares his expertise on the evolution of picking up girls at Laurier

There's no doubt about it: whether they are 17-years-old or approaching their mid twenties, the young women of Wilfrid Laurier University are promiscuous by nature.

A fourth-year biology student here at WLU, I have even experienced this myself on occasion. But why? I have no car. I have no money. I don't even buy my textbooks until late October. But I've had it all: one-night stands, flings, slings, long-distance, short-distance-you name it.

Having spent over three years on this campus, I've finally done enough field work to be qualified to give sound advice on picking up Laurier girls. What you're about to read cannot be found in any Maxim, Cosmo or Seventeen magazine. The secret is a year-by-year guide I like to call "Wilf's tricks-of-the-trade."

First year
You are underage, and you're sleeping five feet away from a guy who says he's from some plaec called Sarnia...whatever. You realize taking girls out to Yogen Fruz on your One-Card will only get you so far and that's why you went out and did what I did in first year: you dropped two-hundred bucks at the poster sale!
That's right, if I wanted to get action in first year, I just had to bust out the "Hey, come back to Little House and check out the cool posters i bought at the poster sale" line. (Works on every Arts girl, most BBA girls, and will make you the envy of every 17-year-old on campus.)

Second year
Second year was a little different. Girls no longer fell for the trust poster approach and my One-Card was clean out of alternative dollars. It was only natural that I advanced to the "go to FUBAR and hump anything with a pulse on the dance floor" approach.

The Wilfrid Laurier Law of Numberse (WLLN) states that, and I quote, "if you hump enough girls at FUBAR, one willalways take you home." Necessary WLLN precautions include '"double-bagging" and making sure you're boozed up enoigh so you won't delve into the realm of sobriety before your magical night ends.

Third year
This is the year that you realize young women have needs too. You will find you need to have something to offer -- something to give in return. While you must steer clear away of bribery, you will need to give the grl some 'incentive' to hook up with you. That's why this will be the year of "Come over for drinks at my house....I have Red Bull" approach and, one of my personal favourites, the "Wanna come over and get high after class?" approach. Feeling a little more conservative? Try the "Come over and watch the Pearl Jam DVD" method.

If you're still not working the bar scence, you should tru more tactical than th WLLN and recruit yourself a good Wingman. There's nothing more valuable than having a friend who's willing to slay the dragonw hile you get to score with the princess. Remember, it's common courtsey to buy your Wingman a stiff drink before leaving him on the battlefield.

Fourth year
With my four and final year underway, the enemy appears smart than ever. Though most of them have caught on to my devious sexual advances, the majority of my femal cohort has fallen completely helpless to the seventeen different coloured Lacoste shirts of mine.

Though I have had to change my approach from year to year, there's one thing that has never changed: in one way or another, Laurier girls put out.

This guy is a real ass. My room mate just got back from class and he's standing aorund and got some buddies handing out the Cord telling them all to read the great article he's written and if any guy needs help he's there to help him. WTF IS THIS??! Cracked out fucker! Now all the guys think this is soo hilarious -- the poster line got tried on my room mate. I woulda slapped the fucker. Gonna be one interesting day, especially when this week when I have to meet with my lab group for business to prepare for our case. It's me an this other girl and then 8 guys.

Bored

2005-08-24T00:49:45Z

Take the quiz: "What Angel Are You?"

Sky Angel
You are the Sky Angel.You are calm, peaceful and serene.It can take an eternity to make you angry, but you can be very distructive on a whim.You can be slow to make friends, but you will stick by somone through thick and thin, and won't betray them, like the night.You like blues and whites, pastely colours.You are also atracted to birds, as they share your domain.

Take the quiz: "What disney princess are you?"

Tinker Bell
You are Tinker Bell!

Take the quiz: "What Movie Horse Are You?"

Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron
Your Spirit!!!! Always free and untameable. Your chock full of personality, and loves to get into mischeif!!

Take the quiz: "What Spongebob Character Are you? :)"

SpongeBob
Your really annoying, and you are really fun-loving, and happy!

Take the quiz: "WHICH DESPERATE HOUSWIFE ARE YOU???"

Lynette Scavo
Your kids are Krazee, and they might be making you krazee too!!!

Take the quiz: "What instrument are you?"

Drums
You are the Drums. You set the tempo for how things are. You have to stay consistant though because you do not want to through everyone off and then the bass player will have get you in the right place again.

Take the quiz: "Whats your label (AWESOME PICS!!!)"

jock
jocks r hott!

shades_eyes @ 2005-08-16T10:05:00

2005-08-16T16:21:20Z

Take the quiz: "What Mean Girl are you?? With pics"

Cady
your nice and get good grades. you sometimes can have your way and sometimes not you want to be popular at soem point but arent

Take the quiz: "WhAt YoUr HaIr CoLoR sHoUlD bE!"

Brown
BRUNETTE!

Quotes

2005-08-16T01:07:56Z

♥ in my arms, in my mind all the time
i wanna keep you right by my side til i die
im gonna hold you down and make sure everything is right with you
you can never go wrong if you let me hold you...

♥ I guarantee that we'll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you're the only one for me. -Runaway Bride

♥ "Everything in my life I have done for a purpose. Every right thing I was rewarded for and every wrong move I was punished for, was done for some purpose. I never understood what it could be, but now I know. I know my purpose for everything i have been through in my life is you. You are the reason I have taken every step since I learned how to walk, just so I could walk into your life and have our hearts meet. I love you, and thank you for being my purpose."

♥ there are times when you have no clue what to say to someone, no clue how to end their pain, but to give them a hug, it doesnt take away the pain, doesnt make the problem go away, but it gives them this little ounce of hope, that makes it all okay.. just for one moment

♥ Why is it that the most beautiful things in life are the most dangerous?
Sunlight, trust & love are just a few. In life there will be sunburn, broken promises, & of course, broken hearts.

♥ you are the only station,
you play the song I know.
you are the song I know.

♥ "Count On Me" Default

I know that life ain't always good to you.
I've seen exactly what it’s put you through
Thrown you around and turned you upside down and so you
You got to thinking there was no way out
You started sinking and it pulled you down
It may be tough you've to get back up
Because you know that life ain't over yet
I'm here for you so don't forget
You can count on me
Cause’ I will carry you till you carry on
Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me
To hold you till the healing is done
And every time you fall apart
Well you can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me
To hold you till that feeling is gone

I wonder why nobody's waiting on you
I'd like to be the one to pull you through your darkest times
I'd love to be the light that finds you
I see a silver lining on your cloud
I'll pick you up whenever you fall down
Just take my hand and I will help you stand
Because you know that life ain't over yet
I'm here for you so don't forget
You can count on me
Cause’ I will carry you till you carry on
Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me to hold you till the healing is done
And every time you fall apart you can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is
Gone so you can live today
Seems so long to yesterday
Keep on counting on me to carry you till you carry on
Carry on

You know that life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
You can count on me cause I will carry you till you carry on
Anytime you need someone
Somebody strong to lean on
Well you can count on me to hold you till that healing is done
And every time you fall apart
You can hide here in my arms
And you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone
Remember life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
That you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone
Remember life ain’t over yet
I’m here for you so don’t forget
That you can count on me to hold you till that feeling is gone

♥ Funny thing about kissing. It's not just for husbands and wives. Someimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa. Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends. Kind of like a high five on the lips, right? - Desperate Housewives

♥ I love you so much it scares me. I’ve never felt this way with any one else. An hour after we are apart I still feel your kisses. I feel your arms around my waist and your lips exploring my neck. It scares me to think that maybe we wont be together forever. I lay awake at night wishing you were there next to me. I love you baby, please don’t ever let me go.

♥ the kisses u put on my forehead when you think im asleep.. those are the ones that mean the most. for u did them becuz u wanted to, not becuz u had to.

♥ He pulled me close and said,
"you're so pretty" and kissed me.
It was the best kiss he's ever given me...

♥ It was your hello that had me hanging on every word.
& your goodbye that kept me listening for your
voice around each corner.
-Copeland

♥ It's easy to change.
The hard part is not changing back.

♥ “Some things are meant to be broken. Imperfect. Chaotic. It’s the universe’s way of providing contrast. There have to be a few holes in the road. It’s how life is.”

♥ have you ever thought..
when ever you get proposed to by the one you love. who is
the first friend that you will call and tell. if you were to move
away. who is the friend that will always call you. if you had a
wedding to go to and you didn't have a date. who is the first
friend that you will call and see if they want to go with you. if
you get bored one night. who is the first friend that you talk
to . when you have a party to go to. who is the first friend to
pop in your head. when you die. what friends are going to be
at your funeral.

♥ i think when you fall in love with
someone, every single day you spend with
them you fall in love even more. it's like
you find something else to love about
them everyday. the way they laugh, the
way they sneeze, the way they blink. i
think that's how relationship's last,
when thing's are exciting.

♥ paradise isn't on some beach,
it's in his arms.

♥ we must fall in order to know
sometimes our vision can only clear
after our eyes are washed away with tears.

♥ im dying inside but you dont know that
i hide it very well

♥ LiFE iS LiKE A BEAUTiFUL MEL0DY, 0NLY THE LYRiCS ARE MESSED UP.

♥ You're what keeps me believing the world's not gone dead,
Strength in my bones put words in my head.
When they pour out to paper, it's all for you.
'Cause that's what you do. That's what you do. -Say Anything

♥ every time you look at me
I can’t help but smile

♥ Nobody knows what life may bring
It might make you happy it might make you sad
Sometimes yeah but I know there’s a reason for everything (but I know)
That’s why I keep believing
Whatever is meant to be its going to be

If I had to do it all again
I wouldn’t take away the rain
Cuz I know it made me who I am
If I had to do it all again
I’ve learn so much from my mistakes that’s how I know he is watching me
"again" faith evans

♥ we hide to be found.
we walk away to be followed.
we cry to see who will wipe the tears.
and we let ' our hearts get broken,
just to see who will fix them

♥ i can't get you out of my mind. i keep thinking of how much
i love talking to you, how good you look when you smile,
or how much i love your laugh. i day dream about you off and on,
replaying pieces of our conversations, laughing at funny things
you said or did. i've memorized your face and the way you look at me.
i wonder what will happen next time we are together, and even though
neither one of us know what the future holds, i know one thing's for sure... you're the best thing that has happened to me in a long time.

♥ people say you can't have everything you
want, but that's not true. 'cause when
i'm with you, i couldn't ask for more.

♥ i can't imagine myself with
anyone other than you

♥ when we find someone who's weirdness is
compatible with ours, we join them in
mutual weirdness & call it » true love.

♥ For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember... if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. -Audrey Hepburn

♥ perhaps it's good to have a beautiful mind, but it's an even greater gift to discover a beautiful heart

♥ Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything. Creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

♥ i may be confused about a lot of things in life but i know the only time i'm truly happy, is when i'm with you.

♥ Save a drum..
bang a drummer

♥ It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you.

♥ Sometimes when you're in love with somebody, you would do anything for them. Because they jsut mean the absolute world to you. It's just like saying you want to hold their hand because you don't want to let them go. You'll do anything to keep them. To make them smile. To make them happy.

♥ We were standing there hugging... happy just to be in each other's arms again. I swear that hug could have lasted forever. And then you kissed me. I have never been so glad to be home

♥ My Heart Keeps Telling Me That You Could Be My Meant To Be

♥ "I understand that scissors can beat paper and i get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anyone, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors i always choose rock. then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you. asshole"

♥ guys are horrible.
one might be absent, leaving you to raise yourself.
one might do something that a man should never do, leaving you as a victim who feels a loss at childhood.
one might forget to be your best friend, leaving you questioning where they went.
one might forget to say "i'm in love with you," leaving you to wonder why you put so much effort into something so small.
BUT
one might be there for you ALWAYS.
one might help erase those bad memories.
one might remember everything you ever said that made him smile.
one might say "i'm in love with you" without words.
maybe guys aren't so horrible.

♥ I never had no one
I could count on
I've been let down so many times
I was tired of hurting
So tired of searchin
Til you walked into my life
It was a feelin
I'd never known
And for the first time
I didn't feel alone

♥ letters begin with abc
numbers start with 123
music begins with do re mi
true love is with you & me

♥ I sometimes feel a little jealous inside..
imagining someone could please you more than me. I guess it's my insecurity acting up a bit because i know i'm not the most beautiful, the smartest, or even the most exciting person you'll ever meet.. but I do know that no matter how hard and long you search, you will never find a girl who will try as hard for you as I do.

♥ your words are sweet,
and just what i need.

♥ Every night when I lay down, I thank God for u, and ask for nothing, but one more day

♥ I look at people and I see beauty, in every person that I see, I dont judge people, I see them for their insides always. I despise people who see a person and automatically think they have them all figured out just by how they appear on the outside. When you see someone, see their soul, dont see just the parts you choose to see, see everything, the cracks, the things left out and unseen -Ali Kramer

♥ I just want to be good for someone, I never feel like I am good enough for anybody, and I want to feel that so badly, I just want to touch people's lives. I want to be someone's hero, someone's inspiration for once -Ali Kramer

♥ My mama said
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
She said love don't come easy
But it's a game of give and take
You can't hurry love
No, you'll just have to wait
Just trust in a good time
No matter how long it takes

♥ I don't know if there is only one person you are supposed to be with, but when I'm with him…it sure feels that way

♥ you got to live your life from day to day that's the only way
don't fear the things that you don't know
just listen and learn and let the hard feelings go
-mest

♥ no need to bear the weight of your worries
just let them fall away
-dave matthews band

♥ "There are no regrets in life, just lessons."

♥ "Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I think it all kinda falls into place."

♥ its amazing how determined the heart can be when it doesn't want to let go of something...whether it be a grudge or someome you love...the heart struggles against all odds...it commands the mind so search for every loophole...for even the tiniest glimmer of hope...so that the heart can continue to hold on to it...the smallest sign...the tiniest gesture...it can be enough to sway the heart into believing it completely...once your heart is set on something...there is really no easy way to turn it...why do our hearts act that way? why do they choose to hang on by a thread? why can't hearts just accept the truth and move on?...or perhaps its just my heart...refusing to let go...listening to a simple song or reading a set of words...automatically triggers a deep sense of longing and regret...a feeling of loss and pain...a drive to fill the gap and reclaim what was lost....why can't the mind control the heart?...why does the heart overpower the mind every single time?...why?

♥ Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.

♥ One song can spark a moment. One tree can start a forest. One star can guide a ship at sea. One life can make a difference.

♥ These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

♥ You want a why. Well, maybe there isn't one. Maybe... Maybe this is just something that happened.

♥ maybe we just need the bad stuff to remind us what the good stuff is in the first place.

♥ And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

♥ I'm only human, man.
It's funny how people only say that after they do something bad. I mean, you never hear someone say, "I'm only human" after they rescue a kid from a burning building.

♥ the key to happiness is patience let things fall into place.. if you push them they won't fit

♥ you are not your mistakes, you are your possibilities.

♥ nothing just happens out of the blue for no reason...it happens so you can learn from it.

♥ I want to write one perfect song to make you cry in your sleep,
kind of like a soundtrack for your dreams to let you know I'm watching and making sure it's alright. It'll be alright.
I wanted to make you feel something.
I wanted to make you feel everything.

♥ I'd break my favorite record to be with you...and that means a lot

Quizzes

2005-08-16T00:56:06Z

Take the quiz: "What season of the year are you?"

Winter
You are WINTER! Serious, passionate yet loving and without a care in the world.

Take the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"

cocaine.
you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident.

Take the quiz: "Whats your "true theme song" ~PICTURES~"

Pretty girl By;Sugarcult
If you get told all the time your beautiful but you don't believe it. You can never find that one special person that you've been looking for...but your a pretty girl right? It doesn't make sense to you...if your beautiful but you always seems like theres no guys who like you...to you love is an excuse to get hurt...and don't worry your just like me.

Take the quiz: "what does your name say about you?"

you are free spirt person, nuttin cant stop u

Take the quiz: "How romantic are you?"

Sentimental sweet heart!
You are the type who just makes there heart melt.. GOOD JOB! You are as romantic as it gets!! Every moment with you makes ur g/f or b/f feel special

Take the quiz: "What purse is perfect for you?"

juicy couture bag
You are a fun-loving, outgoing, interesting person, and everyone loves to be around you.

Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Mysterous/Hidden
Your eyes are mysterour or hidden. You never like to go out and meet new people. You never trust anyone untill you have know them for years. you never talk to your parents about anything at all, and you neve tell your friends everything that you should. They say they care about you, but you think they just want something from you. Sooner or latter in life you know you will find that one true friend.

Take the quiz: "What animal are you"

Cat
You just like to do your own things...cuddle with your owner only when you want to...You should be very proud!!!

Take the quiz: "What Gilmore Girls Character are you most like?(with pictures)"

Lane
You are controlled by your parents and you go along with to make them proud. However you can be sneaky and you hide some things you love but your parents wont approve of.

Take the quiz: "What Harry Potter Character Are You?"

Harry Potter
You are Harry Potter , very brave , and you always have to be the hero.

Take the quiz: "Which Smirnoff Twisted V flavor are you?"

Raspberry
You are engergetic and crazy (not in like a psycho murderer way though). Chances are, you are the life of the party and rebellious! YOU ROCK!

Take the quiz: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? "

Ta me bitseach mealltach
Ta me bitseach mealltach - 'I'm a sexy bitch.'You're hot stuff, or at least you think you are. You can usually be found in front of a mirror or shopping for the latest fashions so you can be the hottest thing to walk into the club tonight. Now, if only you could find a date...

Take the quiz: "What's your ghetto name?"

Laqueesha (la-kwee-shuh)
Your ghetto, no doubting that, but you still have some class. You dont go all crazy like the other beezies, but you sure as hell represent.

Home

2005-08-15T03:33:47Z

went to Laurier for the weekend for a conference. I had a great time =D i left Friday in the afternoon and then got there by 6ish. I was staying in the basement with my group. I had a single room but had to share a washroom with my neighbour. It was cool. We had a bbq the first night there and then went into our groups. I was Team A, and we called ourselves Team Adventure Squad lol and our first activitiy was to create a movie lol We all had to jump over the other team members and one of the guys was so tall that I tripped over him and fell =S Then we watched the movies at like 12ish. Went to bed around 2ish and the bed was hard as a rock dammit. We had to get up at 7:30 too. The day was full of alotta stuff - we went to like meetings on how to get involved and sessions to learn about ourselves and stuff. Pretty cool. Lunch was nasty though -- stir fry with pinapple lol alotta people didn't eat. But Dinner was awesome. It was Semi-Formal and we had great food. Lasgna and garlic bread with chocolate cake =D Then we had a dance -- pretty cool alotta rap music lol Then we chilled in the lounge playing cards till about 3 am lol We had to get up at 8 so it wasn't that bad. Went to breakfast -- pancakes =D and then went to more sessions about conflicts and stress about first year and stuff. Then we went to lunch that was garbage again and people got sick -- some soup. Then we went back for more sessions and then went to a wrapping up session where we talked about first year at uni and stuff =D Alotta fun =) I really enjoyed going and I can't wait to start in september. =D

Paintbrush

2005-08-15T01:41:24Z

Paintbrush

I keep my paintbrush with me,
Wherever I may go,
In case I need to cover up,
So the real me doesn’t show.

I’m so afraid to show me to you,
Afraid of what you’ll do,
That you might laugh or say mean things,
I’m afraid I might lose you.
I’d like to remove all of my paint coats,
To show you the real, true me,
But I want you to try and understand,
I need you to accept what you see.

Now my coats are all stripped off,
I feel naked, bare and cold,
And if you still love me with all that you see,
You’re my friend pure as gold.

I need to keep my paintbrush with me,
And hold it in my hand,
I want to keep it handy,
In case someone doesn’t understand.
So please protect me, my dear friend
And thanks for loving me true.
But I need to keep my paintbrush with me,
Until I love me too.

Quizzies

2005-08-12T05:39:16Z

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Your personality type is SLOAN

You are moderately social, moody, organized, moderately accommodating, and non-intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: Charlotte, Harrisburg, Cleveland, Memphis, Cincinnati, Kansas City, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Richmond, Philadelphia Area, Greenville/Spartanburg, Reno, Indianapolis and these international countries/regions Luxembourg, Bulgaria, Ukraine, Turkey, Taiwan, Iceland, Hong Kong, South Korea, Portugal, Philippines, India, Guam, Canada, England, Indonesia, Japan

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
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What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you sexy?	Everything
What makes you pretty?	Everything
What makes you loveable?	How sweet you are
What makes you fun?	Your sense of humor
What makes you irresistable?	Your individuality
What makes you cute?	Your voice

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How you really say "I love you." by lenatheraven
Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say	I'm always here even if you have to reach for me.
Your eyes say	You're amazing.
Your hugs say	Nothing I desire compares with you.
Your kisses say	I almost can't believe you love me.
Your body says	I just want to hold you.
Your heart says	I love you.

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What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Knees
Special Talents Are	Giving The Rub Down

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(LOTR) Whats your name mean... by lostheart
Real name
In LOTR your name means	Demon of Might

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What Random Asian Are You? by WhoWhatWhen
Name:
You are
The Stereotype you match is,	Eating lots of rice.

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What Is Your Funny Sexual Artifact?
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Coffee- Awake right away and nice and hot without
too much flavor but enough to motivate someone
to wake up and become addicted to

Are you Coffee or Cappucino?
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How gangsta do u be foo? by isapiump

wat cha name foo?

ya gangsta name be

Laquisha

ya gangsta brand be

Phat Albert

ya pimped out ride be a

station wagon baybuh!

ya gangsta anthem be

Livin on a Prayer- Bon Jovi

ya gangsta shoes be

Air Force Ones

ya be makin _____ stacks a year

1,400

how gangsta r u foo?: 24%

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Your Dark Secret by tinyman
Your LiveJournal name
Your dark secret	You suck cock for cocaine
How many times you have done this	9

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Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:	Loyalty
In a survival situation, you:	Freak out
Your hidden talent is:	Discrimination
Your gift is:	Vast knowledge
In groups, you:	Are the entertainment
Your best quality is:	Your compassion
Your weakness is:	Your coldness

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More QUotes

2005-08-11T19:05:58Z

And you know what I like the best? How hours after you kiss me, I can still feel it on my lips.

I'm gonna buy you 11 roses so when you look in the mirror you will see the 12 most beautiful things in the world

It was no accident, me finding you. Someone had a hand in it long before we ever knew. Now I just can't believe you're in my life. Heaven's smiling down on me as I look at you tonight. I tip my hat to the keeper of the stars. He sure knew what he was doin' when he joined these two hearts. I hold everything when I hold you in my arms. I've got all I'll ever need thanks to the keeper of the stars

love just isnt about the hugs and kisses or the i love you's or the i miss you's, its about the butterflies you get and the chills that run down your spine.. that pain you get when he walks away and you dont know why

You wrapped your arms around me…pressing your body against mine and in that moment of perfection I knew we were meant to be. And I never wanted you to let me go.

I'm such a sucker for those eyes, they permanently paralyze. You got my heart under attack. You give me shivers down my back. Do you have to walk the way you do? I get weak just watching you

I just want that thing. You know, that moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and that person. And you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this gift. And you want to laugh and you want to cry because you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time

laying here with you, listening to the rain, smiling just to see, a smile upon your face, and these are the moments, i thank God that i'm alive, and these are the moments i'll remember all my life, i found all i've waited for, and i could not ask for more -

When he kisses you, he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you, and it's overwhelming.

at first kiss i felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way. all my longings, all my dreams and sweet anguish, all the secrets that slept deep within me came awake, everything was transformed and enchanted, everything made sense, cause of you

And its that feeling I get every time his face comes into view. The way my body tingles as he touches my skin. It's the way he loves me, it's how he loves me. Its just him, anyone else but him would be completely wrong. He is my little piece of heaven, my place in the stars

When you love someone, you'll do anything. You'll do all the crazy things, that you can't explain. You'll shoot the moon, put out the sun, when you love someone ~ Bryan Adams

Meeting u was fate, becoming your friend was by choice, but falling in love with you was completely beyond my control

Ask my friends, anyone will tell you. When u come up in any conversation, no matter what its nature, my eyes sparkle & my smile shines

Each of us represents a star in heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone and sometimes, when we least expect it, we make someone's dreams come true

Why is it everyone looks at him and doesn't see how wonderful he is? Because I saw it the first time I laid eyes on him. I don't think I knew it then, but i guess I was falling in love

You know when I realized I loved him? It was when I realized that anything that ever happened, good or bad, I wanted to tell him about. He was the first person I wanted to know, and I couldn't wait to tell him, and talk to him, and listen to him and it's like I love learning new things every time I talk to him

A kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love. A hug is just a hug until you find the one you're thinking of. A dream is just a dream until you make it come true. Love is just a word until it is proven to you

It's amazing, some people, they just say these small little things, one sentence and it changed the way you feel about them in an instant. Small little words that can hurt you so much or make you fall deeply in love forever. It changes everything, nothing between you is ever really the same again, even if they dont know it, it still happens.

Its when Im standing six feet away from you and not being able to find the words to tell you how much I love you and how much I miss you that I want to just scream to the whole room that Im still in love with you. Its when Im sitting alone with the phone in my hand dialing your number and hanging up that I would trade a thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. Then I could just call you to tell you goodnight. Its when I am really sad about something and need someone to talk to that I realize youre the only one who really knew me at all. Its when I cry myself to sleep at night and it hits me how much I would give to hold you at that very moment. Its when I think about you that I realize no one else in the world is meant for me.

It's YOU. You mean everything to me...you are the first into my head in the morning when I wake up, my last thought before I go to bed, you smile at me in my dreams, when you are sad I feel sad and when I see your true smile, I feel incredible, like there is no other thing around and all I can see is you

Why do we close our eyes when we kiss, when we dream when we sleep? because the best things in the world go unseen

You know, one day you look at a person and see something more than you did the day before, like a switch has been flickered somewhere, and the person who was just your friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with

Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today

I think I love him, because when I think about being with him, I cant stop smiling

And I know that I should probably just let go, because I know that it wont work out and everyone tells me that. So I try to convice myelf that its better off that way without him... But then I'll think of him and remember his smile that makes me melt and I cant imangine myself with anyone else and no matter how hard it will be, I want to be with him

The sparkle in your eye put the stars to shame.

The best feeling in the world is to be millions of miles away and still be able to picture his eyes

There will be always be that special place in my heart open only to you.

I have this connection with him, though he doesn't see it. It's like I turn around without a reason I can think of and he's either passing by or is standing nearby. I can pick him out of a crowd of over a hundred almost instantly sometimes. It's almost as if I can feel his presence

Just when you think that nothing is going to make your day better, you turn the corner and see him waiting for you with a big smile on his face

Just to see you smile I'd do anything that you wanted me to, when all is said and done I'd never count the cost, it's worth all that's lost, just to see you smile-

For someone who is suppose to be "just a friend" why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me

He makes the pain go away with just a smile.

Something happens when you look at me, I forget to speak, something happens when you kiss my mouth, my knees get so weak.. could it be true this is what god has meant for me, cause baby I cant believe something like you.. could happen to me.

Sometimes I look at you, and I wonder...do you ever sit here...and look at me too?

What can I do to make you mine?
Fallen so hard, so fast this time.
What did I say, what did you do?
How did I fall in love with you? -Backstreet boys

Never give up on the things that make you smile.

It was just you and me. Two friends. And then with a simple look, my hand fell into yours.

Falling even more in love with you, letting go of all I've held on to, I'm standing here until you make me move.. I'm hanging by a moment here with you -Lifehouse

I never want you to think that you are anything less than amazing

We all want to fall in love. Why? Because that experience makes us feel completely alive. Where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified, our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon. But that doesn't deminish its value. Because we are left with memories that we will treasure for the rest of our lives

Love... We think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it; when we discover it, we don't know what to do with it; when we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain. But we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without

Bored- Quizzes

2005-08-07T02:50:13Z

Meatball Pizza

Unusual and uncompromising.
You're usually the first to discover a new trend.
You appreciate a good meal and good company.
You're an interesting blend of traditional and modern.

What's Your Pizza Personality?

Losing It Occasionally

You are quite a bit on the uber-excitable side. You have no probelm freaking out in public, though this does not happen TOO often. You get excited over simple things and sometimes situations can get the best of you. However, you do have -some- level of self-control over yourself. Sugar contributes to your 'condition'.

How Excitable Are You?

Hell's Kitchen - LJ Style

LiveJournal Username

Age

Can you cook?

Are you good at taking orders?

What kind of food do you like?

Host and Head Chef

ggmss_av

Sous Chef #1

ishan

Sous Chef #2

natashaali

The fat chef who knocks over things

grim_reaper0907

The pissy chef who sabotages the other team's food

thedamned_one

The overemotional, melodramatic chef

mehrwush

The Winner

spazzymcspazzer

Chances their restaurant will actually survive

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You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.

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Penis

67%

Abs/Stomach

67%

Butt

58%

Face

42%

Boobs

33%

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You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

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Angel

83%

Mermaid

83%

Dragon

67%

Faerie

50%

WereWolf

33%

Demon

17%

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Stolen Quiz - im bored

2005-08-06T23:33:13Z

Your Outrageous Name Is

Dan Druff

Outrageous Name Generator

Stolen Quiz

2005-07-27T14:06:27Z

the Idiot Savant
(21% dark, 69% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on
the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you
are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most
likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your
sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize
that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your
sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that
definitely indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 5% on dark
You scored higher than 94% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 72% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Wow what a day

2005-07-26T22:23:13Z

Had this entry on private for some reason so I'm making it public =D it's from July 20th

Matt picked me up this morning at like 9 and he was dead tired, and we headed off on our adventure lol...went to McDonalds for breakfast and we ate but Matty was all nervous about his calc mark and I was sure that he at least passed but he wasn't. After breakfast we headed to Cawthra Park to pick up Mattyz report card and he did pass...he got 50% right on the dot =) all he needed to do was pass. Then we had to wait for a transcript of all his parks and then we headed off. We went to my Calc School in Oakville and we were waiting for my report cards and the stupid teacher he freaked on Matt for NO REASON. It was scary and he told Matt to go wait in the car....I was like wtf...but I didn't say anything cuz he had to give me my report card...Matt did absolutely nothing...and he got introbule it was crazy. Then we headed to McMaster so Matt could drop off his report card and then we decided to go 2 Laurier from Mac...and we went through Cambridge to get to Kitchener lol Matt was hilarious with his bitching about hicks lol and we got lost lol we couldn't figure out where we were going and we ended up on our way to Woodstock lol so we got off and turned back around and by chance Matt made a turn that got us on the right street and we were on our way. We dropped of my mark and then went to pick up my Harry Potter book =D hehe and then we ate at Quiznos and headed home. Man it was much longer going back and I was tired and bored. As we turned onto my street I drank some water and since Matt was being stupid I put some of it on a paper towel and rubbed it on Matt and he started freaking out and stuff and I started laughing so I put my hand over my mouth to prevent the water from falling out and Matt starts laughing and I did too and I started choking and Matt's still laughing at me! Finally he realized I was choking and pats my back to help me....but omg that was freaky. Stupid Matt trying to kill me! EVIL! haha but I gave him a nice kick to the balls for that =D

Stolen from Pantera and other Quizzes

2005-07-24T22:56:56Z

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Kaili Lana

What's your Hawaiian Name?

You Should Learn Swedish

Fantastisk! You're laid back about learning a language - and about life in general.
Peaceful, beautiful Sweden is ideal for you... And you won't even have to speak perfect Swedish to get around!

What Language Should You Learn?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Quizzes- Randomness lol

2005-07-21T23:49:37Z

LJ Solar System
LiveJournal Username
Gives you a solar system How do you feel?
Will you take good care of your solar system?

Number of planets in your solar system	53
The sun is	nonexistant. Everything revolves around you and there is no light.
First person to come live in your solar system	_superhero_
Your favorite planet is	Gisttzs. This planet is constantly foggy.
The wildlife on that planet is	mostly blood-sucking turtles and mushrooms.
Starts a rebellion and tries to overthrow you	mehrwush
Steals your identity as soon as you've left Earth	sahilkhanna
You will wake up and find out this was all a dream	False


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What really happened at grad
LiveJournal Username
Year of your grad
Wore a dress or a suit
Had a date?
Did you even go to your grad?

You thought the Horse Radish was mashed potatoes	True
You set this person up with a random person to dance with	aartik
You were the one who tried to bring in pot, and was frisked all too well	True
The total amount of money you put on your grad	$3,261
You pulled a muscle in your butt by dancing too hard to this song	Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line
The person who was insitant of taking pictures with all the teachers	lucy_is_fun
The owner of the butt you pinched while being inconspicuous on the dance floor	natashaali
The person who spiked the punch, the gravy, and the DJ's drink	grim_reaper0907


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2005-07-20T01:22:39Z

You are a Gryffindor!

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What House are you at Hogwarts? Harry Potter!
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Gryffindor! Fun-loving and ballsy down to the last
detail, you follow rules when it's convenient
for you and never turn down an opportunity to
par-tay. You're loud, mischievous, and a little
naive at times, but never let your awesome
self-confidence waver. Like Slytherin, you too
appreciate the finer things in life...just in a
very...different way.

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Quizzes

2005-07-19T01:45:25Z

Who showed to your funeral? by mrclown

Username

Age you died

How you died:

Drug overdose.

Gave the eulogy:

stellar_spirit

Cried the most:

aartik

Knocked over your casket:

andrewvo

Wants to have sex with your body:

panko_piskun

Is doing voodoo to make you a zombie:

_superhero_

Is glad that you are finaly gone:

mehrwush

Will be the next one:

lucy_is_fun

How good of a life did you have?: 77%

Famous Last Words

Life is only a dream and I am waking up...

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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	Your mother warned you not to run around with scissors in your hand. You die by some freak accident. Can't really say it was pretty, your Funeral is a closed casket.
Death Date:	October 1, 2048
Number attending your funeral?	143
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$30,385

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My name using Egyptian Hieroglyphs!

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Funny

2005-07-18T01:25:03Z

The last 10 things a man would ever say

10. I think Barry Manilow is one COOL motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I'm wrong : You must be right.

7. Her tits are just TOO big.

6. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages; let's go shopping so I can carry your purse.

2. Fuck Monday night football; lets watch Murphy Brow.

1. I think we are lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.

The last 10 things a woman would ever say

10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

9. Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

8. I think hairy balls are sexy.

7. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away -- the holes in the armpits are just too cute.

6. Hey! Get a whiff of THAT one.

5. This diamond is WAY to big!

4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

3. Wowee!! It really is 14 inches!!

2. Does this make my butt look to small?

1. I'm wrong; You must be right!

Quizzies

2005-07-18T01:24:54Z

What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie
Name
Sexuality
Age
Most Likely to Say	"It's like lightning struck. My hair stood on end and I wet myself afterwards."

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Your LJ Marching Band Whos Who
LJ Username
Drum major	thedamned_one
Person who got stuck in a tuba	lucy_is_fun
Trombonist who got whacked 47 times in the head	thedamned_one
Person who got thrown in the mud multiple times	andrewvo
Broom keeper	lucy_is_fun
Best dancer in the stands	natashaali

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If you were a cat!
Name / Username
Your age would be:	18 weeks
You would look like:

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Your Coat of Arms - A Heraldic Quiz
Your Last Name
Mothers Maiden Name
Country of Family
Do you know your Geneology?
Family Color	Argent (Silver or White): Sincerity, Peace
Sheild Type
Design Type
Animal
Object
Charge

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